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Tryna get me to walk off the turkey like... nope #NotHappening  🤣

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When you don’t want to go inside....ever. 😑🙁 #nothappening  #nope  #toobad  #sorrymom  🐾 • • • • #weeklyfluff  #gloriousgoldens  #pu ...

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Day 19 of #ayearofyoga2018  #padangusthadhanurasana  Well I’ve moved away from the couch but Ive added two other props instead. The...

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Matt decided to try the paleo diet as we were leaving Costco with slices of pizza and hot dogs. God speed, my husband. #paleodiet ...

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Thank God for National Sweatpants Day 🤓 #sweatpants  ona #sunday  all day long... #ilovesundays  #nothappening  #chilly  morning in Ne...

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When your daughter says if l make this shot l can borrow your car... @annaliseazadian  #nope  #no  #nothappening 

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Had the most heart warming day with my Solis. Uninterrupted, meaningful time spent with each other. She may want to look at make...

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I’ve made it from the bed to the couch. . There’s no stopping me now. . Anyone else doing absolutely nothing today - and loving ev...

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The Queen of Gondor and Arnor declines. #lotr  #lotrhead  #lordoftherings  #nothappening  #election 

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You decided to try to build a road through my own to get to me instead of gping the extra mile. #notputtingupwithit  #nothappening ...

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You're getting Salami.. in the neck . Sorry for the double...tripple post. It wouldn't upload in slow motion. Hopefully this is it...

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When mom tries to make you go potty outside in 40 degree weather #nothappening 

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Placing my amazon food order and found this 😂😂😂😂 #viniscaught  #hisfavplayerandteam  #nothappening  #thxgodhedidnthitpurchase  #my ...

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2 types of people in life #wordporn  #wordpower  #bestrong  #nothappening  #strongwomen  #stronger 

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#uselessfacts  I bought this OMG fact calendar and this was the weekends fact... which is basically why I haven't bought myself PB...

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One of the important factors of weight loss is SLEEP! Hmmm.. so it is 11:30pm I have to be up at 5:30am... WHY CAN I NOT SLEEP!!!!...

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Today’s mood #nothappening  #mondaymood  #lastweekofstudying 

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Seriously you still on about me wiping my feet when I come in from the garden..😜 have a fantastic Monday all.❤️#nothappening  #noc ...

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Nope! 🙅🏻‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️Just couldn’t do it. Couldn’t get a decent photo for our dear lives, and we did not feel bad about giv...

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#playthevictim  #goodjob  #nothappening 

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“So D, think we’ll ever find an açai bowl as good as Swami?” #bruh  #nothappening  #beenallovertheworld  #açaibowl  #wherecanwefindthe ...

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Yup, middle splits still suck even when you’re at the beach 🌊 Thanks for the photo @_winnieful  😙📸 #blacksbeach  #sandiego  #hochi ...

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Rise and shine☀️ . . . . . #tryingtowakeup  #nothappening  #😂 

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If my brain functioned today, I would be able to figure out a caption for this. #NotHappening  #SundaysAreRough 

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Mom...I REALLY want to go outside into all that mud and dirt. I promise I won’t dig...a lot. #nope  #nothappening  #dirtydog  #notout ...

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When hard at work and you know Satan is trying make you fail lmao 😂 #nothappening  #nottodaysatan 

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My “instagramable” dinner... #refusetogetsick  #nothappening  #sundayfunday  #breakfastallday 

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Trying to record an insta with a baby in the room. #nothappening  #worthatry  #rockstarbaby 

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All Bryce want to do is hide the #cowhoof  in the carpeted living room. #nothappening  #cavalierkingcharlesspaniel 

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lmao . . . #doyouknowtheway  #lmao  #lmfao  #me  #bruh  #faetureme  #gain  #why  #2018  #bruh  #bruv  #oof  #ok  #nothappening  #pitch  #hellnaw  ...

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When you attempt to hit 90% the day after doing heavy front squats... 🤦🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️😩💩#nolegs  #dead  #why  #icantdodis  #sorrybrad  ...

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This is me trying to get a pic with my boyf #nothappening  💩 #helovesmereally 

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Emma thought she got away with taking my drink from me.. #nothappening  #nope  #joshismoody 

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I just want some pizza. 😭😢😫☹️🤧😏🍕 #nothappening  #saladlife 

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Here’s a shot further back. The popular thing is to be along these ponds, so when the sunrise happens, Angkor Wat is reflected on ...

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My #unipegasaurus  is ready to mow down on this Rowena Ravenclaw skillet cookie topped with #butterbeer  ice cream!!! Can you say om...

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Matt decided to try the paleo diet as we were leaving Costco with slices of pizza and hot dogs. God speed, my husband. #paleodiet ...

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Cheesing it up because he thinks he’s going to trade his two 50’s in for four 25’s..... #nothappening  #stuckwithus  #finerat50  #hel ...

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I have 24 daily points. One of these donuts is half my day...... LET THAT SINK IN.... 🙄😫👎 * * * * * * #wwfreestyle  #sonotworthi ...

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The struggle is so real this morning. My pelvic instability has caused my SI joint to start locking up. It’s swollen, I’m limping ...

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Thank God for National Sweatpants Day 🤓 #sweatpants  ona #sunday  all day long... #ilovesundays  #nothappening  #chilly  morning in Ne...

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Doing her best to get my bully stick. Not happening! #joziepup  #paizleypuppy  #layingonthecharm  #nothappening  #pawsoff  #mybullyst ...

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What do you mean you want your pillow back? #NotHappening  #adoptdontshop  #heelersofinstagram  #houndsofinstagram  #puppiesofinstagr ...

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May all your new year wishes come true .. Via @wallacethegolden  When you don’t want to go inside....ever. 😑🙁 #nothappening  #nope ...

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You don’t need a rerun with a clown. Tell him and his circus to pack it up cause it’s not happening. 🤡🐵🎪👜 . . . #narcissism  #n ...

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🙊🙉🙈 #mylittlemonkeys  #letstakeanicephoto  #nothappening 

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#toddler  #family  #love  #son  #video  #cheese  #smile  #nothappening  😳😂

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It never stops... #eew  #notabeerdrinker  #ummno  #girlfriends  #memories  #nope  #nothappening 

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Try to eat food after not eating all day while this is happening. #nothappening  #kittensofinstagram 

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How is it no matter how quiet I am she hears the cheese wrapper? 🐶#begging  #nothappening  #2018lockes 

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omg . . . #doyouknowtheway  #lmao  #lmfao  #me  #bruh  #faetureme  #gain  #why  #2018  #bruh  #bruv  #oof  #ok  #nothappening  #pitch  #hellnaw  #...

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@olivertcollier  trying to get #Alice  to play with him. #socute  #nothappening  #ilovedogs  #hardknocklife 

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Had the most heart warming day with my Solis. Uninterrupted, meaningful time spent with each other. She may want to look at make...

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❤️❤️❤️ That’s LOVE... @teddysphotos  @ansley .sharple @alec_sharple 

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Ok...so this just happened!!! Ma brushed out my curls...aaaaahhhhhh 😭😭😭 👐👐👐👐👐👐👐👐👐👐👐👐👐👐👐👐 #curls  #nomorecurls  #b ...

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Evening hike yesterday with the 🐕 🐕.. so great to breathe that crisp mountain air ⛰.. and try to outrun Quinn to the top #nothap ...

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My face when mom said I had to go potty.. in the snow.. like an animal. 🤨⛄️ ... ... ... ... #nothappening  #snowday  #snowsucks  #ca ...

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Yeah right... I wish #namastayinbed  #nothappening  #saturday 

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Tryin’ to nap solo #nothappening  #momlife 

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Currently trying to nap 😴 #nothappening  #overlyactivetoddler 

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Pony days with the beautiful Belle 😍 #pony  #love  #nothappening 

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Turkeying to get done up and go out out before remembering it’s 2 degrees outside and you are AULD 👵🏼. I’ll take being strapped ...

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When you’re tying to get your dogs to sit like good boys for their birthday photoshoot. #nothappening  #hankthepotthound  #hutchtheh ...

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Speed Limit 🤣 #Nope  #NotHappening  #Jokes  #NotEvenOnABadDay  #CurvyRoad  #Asphalt  #Snow  #CTWrex  #SlowDown  #WhiteSkies  #Subaru  #WRX  #...

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I accidentally told my bf we could have a threesome as long as he didn’t look and now he’s searching blindfolds on Amazon... 😒 #u ...

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Sometimes a middle finger expresses it all😊 #notmoving  #lazysaturday  #nostudyday  #middlefingersup  #nothappening  #weekending  😁

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When your daughter says if l make this shot l can borrow your car... @annaliseazadian  #nope  #no  #nothappening 

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About last night! 💛⭐️🌟✨ #lovedmyoutfit  #shirtwascomfy  #iworeatanktopunderneath  #supposetobebraless  #nothappening  #loveboots  #che ...

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Blizzard’s views on being turned out this week😒(not happening) #horse  #turnout  #nothappening  #paininthearse 

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When you don’t want to go inside....ever. 😑🙁 #nothappening  #nope  #toobad  #sorrymom  🐾 • • • • #weeklyfluff  #gloriousgoldens  #pu ...

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It’s killing me that I broke the Nikonos (underwater film camera) right before the only month I can use it here it Melbourne in th...

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When u fall asleep waiting for cheese.... #cheeseobsessed  #staringcontest  #nothappening  #dogsofig  #chipinstagram  #chipinsofinstagr ...

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Trying to convince @kayleelong18  we should get VIP tickets to @anthony_joshua  vs @joeboxerparker  #Itsonly £4k #nothappening  #always ...

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Trying to channel my inner Kara Zor-El today... 😴#nothappening  #lazybum  #saturday  #supergirl  #sleepy  #toomuchtodo  #tea  #earlgrey 

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Christmas 2017. I REFUSE to be this heavy at Christmas 2018. #noway  #nothappening  #nothanks  #noeasywayout  #eyeofthetiger 

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My face when my mom tries to bribe me with treats... . . . #nothappening  #nottoday  #immagooddog  #dontleavemewithgrandma  #lablife ...

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Just not feeling it today. • • • #Quote  #Nope  #NotHappening 

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I too have a royally messed up sleep schedule. I hate myself for that. ~🌾 #gay #funny #gayy #lesbian #lgbt #lgbtq #lgbtqa #lgbtqia #lgbtq ...

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Dear Jesus, pls help. Amen. #cardio  #bootyday  #legs  #iwantcurves  #nothappening  #bathroomselfie  #dadhats  #avacadoburger  #gainz  #fit ...

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